We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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