He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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