he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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