quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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