it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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