My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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