? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
