I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
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