I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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