Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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