hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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