i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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