How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I just want nice things and good sex
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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