I forgot how hot balto sounded
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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