therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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