so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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