Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
