Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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