hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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