that's an acceptable place to lick
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
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