I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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