I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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