No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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