Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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