when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Randomize
