I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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