Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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