quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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