Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
you made out with another girl for some wings
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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