I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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