grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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