Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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