That's intense
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Damn victory sex feels great
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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