You're so nebulous sometimes
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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