Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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