So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Randomize
