17 year olds will be the death of me.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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