idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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