You made me cry and you don't even care
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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