Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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