jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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