i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
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