if you like me you must not know who I am
babies were throwing up all over the place
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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