I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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