thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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