found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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