remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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