Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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