you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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