they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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