Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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